aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) New love is like a bunny. A little, soft, scared and trembling bunny-wunny. We know the bunny’s cute and all, but go easy on the hugs and kisses or it might get scared and run away. Or you might break its neck. And then where would you be? One hundred percent bunny-less, that’s where.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) It’s time to shut up and put out. ‘Nuff said.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st) Everyone knows about Mr./Ms. Right vs. Mr./Ms. Right Now. The trouble is, you’ve been so concerned with tracking down Mr./Ms. Right that you’re in danger of settling down, not so happily ever after, with Mr./Ms. So Wrong. Get out there and find yourself a little “right now,” if you catch our drift. It should eliminate some of your, ahem, “personal frustration.”